Here be monsters...

the only monster here is me.
Liked it, so I put a ring on it. - Imgur

HOBBITSES. HOBBITSES. 

Liked it, so I put a ring on it. - Imgur

HOBBITSES. HOBBITSES. 

I made this a while ago. Today is my dad’s birthday. He’s 59 and also a bad ass. 

I made this a while ago. Today is my dad’s birthday. He’s 59 and also a bad ass. 

Was looking for appropriate gifts for my brothers wedding (he and his wife are Pagan). Figured they might like some nice rosequartz when this….appeared. 

Was looking for appropriate gifts for my brothers wedding (he and his wife are Pagan). Figured they might like some nice rosequartz when this….appeared. 

What? This? Just some shark cakes. (the fins are cookies, and the middles are full of jello ‘blood’. 

What? This? Just some shark cakes. (the fins are cookies, and the middles are full of jello ‘blood’. 

Anonymous asked: I thought Ashby played Johnny Cage?

Oh my god! That’s what I meant. But then, Nicholas Cage will play anyone so maybe he could play Linden Ashby playing Johnny Cage, playing Papa Stilinksi. 

Papa Stilinksi *is* a pretty suave dude.

I would really like a Mortal Kombat x Teen Wolf crossover where Sherrif Stilinski changed his name from Johnny Cage to uh…whatever his first name is Stilinski, moved out of Los Angelsas where he was an actor-turned-world-savior, met a lady and had them most awesome kid around named Whatever His Name Is Stilinksi. And when Stiles is like “Dad, werewolves—-” The Sherrif can be like “Please, I saved the world.”